HUMOR. ADVICE TO DRIVERS, "WHAT NOT TO SAY TO AN OFFICER".
A friend with Highway Patrol pulled a driver over during the morning rush hour. The conversation was like this, "Ma'am, you're naked."
"Of course I'm naked. I'm late for work."
The conversation went back and forth for a moment or two and considering the driver had no previous moving violations the officer gave her a verbal warning, not wanting to be there any longer than he had to.
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These are funny. Hopefully officers with humorous encounters will share. I was never on highway patrol in Montana as I spent most of my career in Glacier National Park intercepting smugglers coming from Alberta.